Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

Jacquelyn Ayres
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  1. Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

  2. She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch! " I can hear desire in his voice. "At times it was a little painful, I have to admit, but my balls were made...

  3. Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!

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